Bob’s Corner
Baby Boomer hits

From our weekly issue dated July 14, 2010

BOB RODRIGUEZ
“El Jèfé”


Once again, the pooped publisher resorts to using material he received via email. Here goes: Some musical artists of the 1960s are revising their hit records with new lyrics to accommodate Baby Boomers. New releases include:

  • Herman“s Hermits — “Mrs. Brown, You“ve Got A Lovely Walker“
  • Ringo Starr — “I Get By With A Little Help From Depends“
  • The Bee Gees — “How Can You Mend A Broken Hip““
  • Roberta Flack — “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face“
  • Johnny Nash — “I Can“t See Clearly Now“
  • Paul Simon — “Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver“
  • The Commodores — “Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom“
  • Procol Harum — “A Whiter Shade Of Hair“
  • Leo Sayer — “You Make Me Feel Like Napping“
  • The Temptations — “Papa“s Got A Kidney Stone“
  • Abba — “Denture Queen“
  • Helen Reddy — “I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore“
  • Lesley Gore — “It“s My Hormones & I“ll Cry If I Want To.“
And last but not least:
  • Willie Nelson — “On the Commode Again“

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