Bob‘s Corner
Typos
From our weekly issue dated January 13, 2010
This was the week I was going to reveal the meaning of life. However, the notebook in which the revelation was written has disappeared. Therefore, you“re stuck this week with the following collection of newspaper typographical errors.
- The victim reported that he was injured because he was working underneath his car when the jock holding it up collapsed.
- After appearing in several Westerns, the actor said he now wanted to move into more dramatic rolls.
- Political advisers claimed that the former U.S. Conman was not re-elected to his congressional seat because of a rural vote that turned the tide.
- The head librarian said that the bulk of the new budget will be used for salaries, maintenance and new books. The rest will go to the new toilet.
- Police said the victim was found on the floor, shot to death by his liquor cabinet.
- During an interview with the decorated World War II veteran, he stated that what he recalled most vividly was the darn bungler who sounded Reveille every morning at 5.
- Officers reported that the heroine was found in a suitcase in the man“s car.
- Survivors of the flood told rescuers that they had brayed for help.
- The ad hoc committee was griefed by the president regarding his plan to revive the economy.
- Because of pending litigation, the mayor and council stated that they would open their flies to public view.
- Recruits to the sheriff“s office will be given training in firearms, surveillance and finger painting.
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