Bob's Corner
From our weekly issue dated September 30, 2009
Big excitement around mi casa these days, and I suppose it’s OK to share the news. There is a certain hesitation though because what I’m thrilled about is not definite. No, it’s not a 100 percent done deal.
Still, I think that it’s alright to divulge the somewhat electrifying information. OK, here goes:
It seems that I’m a Big Winner in a contest. I don’t recall entering, but according to the data provided me as a Special Occupant at my business address, it seems that some extremely valuable prizes and a bunch of cash are just waiting for me.
It’s truly exciting. This especially is so since not only do I not recall signing up for the sweepstakes drawing, but it seems that a previous Occupant has missed out. That’s right: The potential winnings actually are seemingly assigned to another person. But because the large envelope crammed with almost priceless information has reached me, it’s OK for me to claim the prizes.
Such a deal.
I’m so pleased to be among the handful of Residents being considered for a treasure trove of good stuff. I mean, such recognition does not come easily. I am among the elite in the nation, according to the data provided me by my gracious benefactors.
There is a small catch in that I have to return some stuff that’s in the oversized envelope. I’m not sure how it all works yet, but no doubt the folks with the merchandise and big bucks know how to handle the situation.
Wow, I can hardly wait.
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