Bob's Corner
From our weekly issue dated July 01, 2009
One great aspect to the use of PCs is that when I’m worn out from working, because we let our editor-in-chief have a vacation, I can look back and find a previous column. Like this week. So here (again) are some mostly amusing lines that ran three years ago:
- *Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
- *A day without sunshine is like night.
- *On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- *I just got lost in thought. I wasn't in familiar territory.
- *Approximately 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- *It’s 99% of lawyers who give the rest a bad name.
- *I feel as though I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- *Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- *Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- *He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- *Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- *The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- *I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- *Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
- *Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your week.
- *A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- *Get a new car for your spouse. It’ll be a great trade.
- *Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
- *Always try to be modest, and be proud of it.
- *If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
- *How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
- *What’s the speed of dark?
- *How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
- *If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- *When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- *Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now.
- *Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just do not have film.
- *How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
- *Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.
- *Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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