From our weekly issue dated August 13, 2008

Look out Bob!

Ha, just when you thought the words about the editor’s outings were complete, he took another trip. But not on purpose. Sort of.

As I am feeling fatigued, this week’s offering will be relatively (no pun intended) short with a couple of photos, and a multiple choice section. There will be prizes. Send your selections with your name and phone number written on the back of a $50 bill, and we’ll take it from there. OK, here goes:

The editor took an (unexpected, unusual, unbearable) trip last week to (Downtown Tijuana, the Australian Outback, a coyote ranch) to visit his (estranged donkey, escaped chicken, family in San Diego County). During this trip, the editor acquired (many credit card receipts, sunburn on his legs, a suitcase full of dirty clothing).

The family seal

The trip included a lot of good food including (Mexican sushi, filet of yak, the world’s largest chicken burrito). The editor is glad to be back except for (the credit card receipts, the five pounds he gained, having to meet deadlines).

There will be another Corner with more details in next issue unless (the editor’s car dissolves, the moon pushes the Earth out of orbit, Josephine County is annexed to Northern California).